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Hmm, these “About Me” pages are always tough for me.

I’m just me.

So, what can I tell you about me that won’t bore you to tears.

I’ve loved stories since before I could read and I’ve loved romances since puberty.

I remember babysitting and as soon as the kids were asleep, I’d skim through any romance books that were left lying around. I knew I didn’t have time to read the entire thing so I’d look for the “good” parts — the sex.

I was thoroughly disappointed in Harlequin Romances. I mean, there’s no sex. None. Ziltch.

I try very hard not to disappoint in plot, character and steamy, sex scenes.

Yes, I know that sex isn’t the only thing in a relationship but I do think it’s an important part.

Relationships of any kind are a lot of work but fortunately, the one with your partner comes with the bonus. Sex. So enjoy as much as you can and in any way that you can.

So, besides for loving to read, write and have sex, what else about me should I share?

I love animals and have more than my share. I currently have five dogs and seven cats. All former strays except Jack who I adopted from the shelter.

I’m vegetarian. I have been for years. I flirt with being vegan but I do love my pizza.

And Pepsi. I’m addicted to Pepsi.

I also like to laugh (who doesn’t?) and find humor in strange things.

You’ll see this is you sign up for my newsletter. I’ve written about the many uses of sperm, a woman who is knitting from a ball of wool stuck up in her vagina (I kid you not), penis captivus (when the penis gets stuck in the vagina – happens more than you’d think), animal penises and how we as humans certainly dodged a bullet in that department, and kinky Christmas sweaters and gifts, to name a few.

So, if you want to get to know me better you can sign up for my newsletter or join my closed Facebook group.

Talk to you later